Men are not romantic-finish & klaar!!!

JOKE OF THE DAY

Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start calling each other ka di pet names, sweet names.

James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?

Joyce: I think I will call you tiger

James: Why tiger babe?

Joyce: (sexy tone) because you’re charming, handsome, smart and calculating. And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?

James: (still uninterested) I think I will call you zebra

Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that sweet, why would you call me that?

James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!

Too much speeding

 A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."